when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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