I just cut my nipple shaving
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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