How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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