Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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