Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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