So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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