i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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