There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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