Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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