I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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