My nipple is on Facebook.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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