Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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