What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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