CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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