Non-Jews are for practice
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
And then my night got REAL pukey
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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