I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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