she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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