I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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