Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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