His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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