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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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