Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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