Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
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So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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