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after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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so?

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then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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(630): after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked (708): so? (630): then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas http://tfl.nu/17ue

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(214): View more from Texas

ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.

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(214): ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it. http://tfl.nu/o4vn

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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(202): Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death. http://tfl.nu/mvsk

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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed

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god you guys know how to party

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worst. bachelorette party. ever.

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(650): we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed (505): god you guys know how to party (650): worst. bachelorette party. ever. http://tfl.nu/3oqx

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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(920): He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car. http://tfl.nu/srqw

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(317): View more from Indiana

I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.

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(317): I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me. http://tfl.nu/s4ft

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

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(231): Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here. http://tfl.nu/i6i2

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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.

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(281): I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home. http://tfl.nu/pc90

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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.

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(813): Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b. http://tfl.nu/ahce

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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.

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(978): Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant. http://tfl.nu/4fg6

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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch

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(269): I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch http://tfl.nu/4tdt

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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....

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(402): doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question..... http://tfl.nu/jtx7

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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.

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(865): He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her. http://tfl.nu/dj4z

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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite

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(484): you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite http://tfl.nu/cjvu

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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?

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(731): She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club? http://tfl.nu/0go2

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