OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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