'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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