The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Me too!
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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