I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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