I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Never underestimate the power of titties
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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