i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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