Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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