i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
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Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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