he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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