The best revenge is premature balding
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize