Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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