Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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