For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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