he shaved USA in his pubs
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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