Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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