i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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