he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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