That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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