Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
We are two peas in an std pod
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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