and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
the raccoons are back...
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