OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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