oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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