Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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