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You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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