thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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