And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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